Telling my spouse to hush. It’s my comic, and I’ll dream if I want to.
Seriously, did you ever have one of those conversations with your significant other in which you are told “I told you already about…” and what follows is something you have no knowledge of whatsoever? Me, too.
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Tara: This one... or this one?
Tom: Huh?
Tara: We need to choose the tile today.
Tom: Today?
Tara: I IM'ed you about it.
Tom: You did?
Tara: You obviously haven't been paying attention.
Tom: I have, I just don't care.
Tara: You should. You're paying for it.
Tom: Exactly! Let's call it "hush money".
Tom: Huh?
Tara: We need to choose the tile today.
Tom: Today?
Tara: I IM'ed you about it.
Tom: You did?
Tara: You obviously haven't been paying attention.
Tom: I have, I just don't care.
Tara: You should. You're paying for it.
Tom: Exactly! Let's call it "hush money".
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me. (Actually, I think I’m more often in your wife’s position, which could be even worse for my image.)
Enjoying reading through your archives!